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Cookie the cat wakes up in the morning to go annoy her owner, Lizzy.
“Meow! Give me food now!” she screams.
Lizzy then wakes up, looks annoyed and gets her cat’s food, but Cookie doesn’t care, does she?
Of course not! The cat then peacefully goes to eat her chicken and tuna deluxe meal. Meanwhile, even though it is early, Lizzy is forced to get up because she is too awake to go back to sleep.
A few hours later, while Lizzy is working, she goes to the bathroom. Now, Cookie has the perfect chance to trash the room for the next five minutes.
First, Cookie starts by “accidentally” tipping Lizzy’s cup of coffee onto her computer and crushing her potato chips. Next, the cat starts scratching all the corners of the table. Lastly, she finishes with a whole minute of screaming, purring and hissing.
Lizzy gets out of the bathroom and finds Cookie lying on her crushed bag of chips.
That is when she realises that her cat is such a sweetheart! Of course, she is delusional.
“Oh Cookie, you’re so cute!” Lizzy says.
Cookie whispers back in meows.
Then, it’s finally dinner, and Cookie gets her last meal of the day: chicken and beef.
After dinner, Lizzy is tucked into bed and ready to sleep when Cookie starts her nightly screaming. That is when Lizzy pulls out her secret weapon: catnip. She takes out the catnip ball roller. That is when Cookie loses it and goes crazy for the catnip, which gives Lizzy a chance to finally fall asleep.
“Meow, goodnight!” Cookie says.
